Copy Cat Valentine

Movie description: I saw how good the cider worked for lily so i tried to do the same with my crush ralph. This chab was trying to study when i came in and he was just shooting me down. Finally i got him to drop the book and i went to pour him some cider when i miscalculated and spilled it all over his lap. I got him without his soaked raiment and saw his 10-pounder. I do not know what came over me but i put it in my throat and previous to i knew what was going on...