I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas... On My Face!

Movie description: Santa sins is working at the mall when along comes a nasty little whore by the name of Lexi Bloom. When that babe tells santa that all she wants for christmas is smth that starts with "c" and rhymes with "rock," good needless to say, santa's north pole stands at full attention. When the mall closes, santa and Lexi meet up for a little rendez-vous on santa's sleigh where Lexi's about to acquire a white christmas... All over her face!